Wait a minute. I haven't ever shown the apple pincushion that comes in the Fresh Picked Pincushions sewing pattern. What's up with that? The apple is certainly worthy of the pincushion parade that tromped through my blog last summer.
Look, here's a mob of spirited green apples having a parade of their own. Carrying their champion on their shoulders, they chant "Teacher oh so bright & lofty, here's an apple, sweet & softy," "Apple, Granny, sweet & tart, thanks for making me so smart," and "Macintosh, Gravenstein, Gra-nny Smith, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, fifth!" Sounds like they're suggesting sewn apples as holiday teacher gifts this year. I'm thinking I agree with the apples (though they could certainly use some slogan suggestions.)
Maybe something more scholastic: "How many apples make a pi(e)? Three point one four -- one five!"
Oh my, there goes one rowdy fellow shouting, "Apples are red, apples are green, here's my gift, although you're mean." What a rotten thing to say.
I could go on, but one more bad slogan might spoil the bunch.