"I am a professional."
"Beware the Rodent of Unusual Size."
Nail it & I'll send you a gift of some sort. I'm in the thick of fabric design and can use a good laugh -- clearly.
I missed the end of the auction while I was out of town or I might have caved. I imagine wearing this number to the studio with a white shirt, drippy earrings, and an I'm-dead-serious business-bun. There would be a candy bar in store for whomever on my team snickered first.
Missed opportunity : (