Super Tuesday + Fat Tuesday = Super Fat Tuesday!
Now that's something to celebrate. Seriously though, go vote. Stop browsing the computer, put down your work or play, pack up your kids if you must and go vote in The Primaries. There are a few clowns running for U.S. President this year. Though they might be entertaining in the role, I must say Down with Clowns in this case. Go vote for someone who's not a clown -- whichever non-clown suits you best, but vote.